Post by Porco Rosso on Aug 11, 2009 11:59:53 GMT 10
Australia Post is refusing to withdraw the new Queensland Stamp Issue on the grounds that they are not defective.
"Reports that they are sliding off the envelopes are misleading. People merely have to spit on the side with the adhesive," said an Australia Post spokesperson. "We are, however, reissuing the QUEENSLAND SERIES stamps with instructions, so that the simpletons within our society, who look to the government for protection from all inconveniences, can further progress towards the perfect socialist utopia. Oops, can we strike that? ...towards good government for Queenslanders. What do you mean you can't strike that out? ...You're from the Courier Mail, aren't you?"
